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larryhead
08-09-2005, 03:41 AM
ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.


http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/08/08/italy.leftbehind.reut/index.html



Hardly seems like an accident to me. :D
007
08-09-2005, 12:25 PM
He-He.
matty
08-09-2005, 01:44 PM
Don't get any ideas, 007!

Here's how that would go:

007 and Soul Queen stop for gas. 007 returns from paying to find that SQ is missing, possibly in the bathroom. He leaps into the driver's seat and with the squeal of burning rubber he is gone. SQ returns from bathroom to find 007 and her car gone.

SQ makes some phonecalls. By the end of the day, 007 is sucking Hitler's cock in hell. He is allowed to return to the "surface world" twice a day--once to clean the house, and once to pleasure her. (This usually involves fetching her some ice cream, or perhaps a tasty margarita. Then she goes to party while he gives her new boy-toy Colin Farrell a deep tissue massage.)
Soul Queen
08-09-2005, 10:19 PM
Mmmm Colin Farrell. He's in Miami somewhere RIGHT NOW. Shooting the new Miami Vice movie.

Yeah, no leaving me behind!

:nono:
andikay
08-09-2005, 10:21 PM
When I was at Deals the other day, they had terrycloth wristbands that said "Mrs. Farrell" and "Mrs. Timberlake."

matty is now Mrs. Timberlake. Had I known, I would have gotten you the "Mrs. Farrell" one and you guys could be twinsies! ;)
Soul Queen
08-09-2005, 10:23 PM
I don't need anything that dorky.

Name tags are for pets.
andikay
08-09-2005, 10:26 PM
awww...I thought it was funny. :shrug:
Soul Queen
08-09-2005, 11:56 PM
Matty wishes he was Mr. Timberland's plaything. :69:
larryhead
08-09-2005, 11:58 PM
Mmmm Colin Farrell. He's in Miami somewhere RIGHT NOW. Shooting the new Miami Vice movie.

Yeah, no leaving me behind!

:nono:

New Miami Vice movie?

:banghead:
andikay
08-10-2005, 12:02 AM
I think matty's plan to cut an album is just a ploy to get in JT's pants.
Soul Queen
08-10-2005, 02:25 AM
New Miami Vice movie?

:banghead:[/quote]

Yep staring Colin Farrel and some Jamie Fox guy. Some guy in my office "supposedly" got a job working on the set.
007
08-10-2005, 02:38 AM
Sorry Larryhead, God forbid that Hollywood come up with any original ideas. We'd better just remake old movies & TV shows until people are so disgruntled they won't even bother downloading them for free anymore...
larryhead
08-10-2005, 04:16 AM
Sorry Larryhead, God forbid that Hollywood come up with any original ideas. We'd better just remake old movies & TV shows until people are so disgruntled they won't even bother downloading them for free anymore...


Heheh.. I was actually a HUGE fan of that show back in the day. Sonny Crockett was my hero. Why must Hollywood keep fucking with my childhood. :huh:


(Oh yeah.... $$$)


Original Flavor:
http://www.miami-vice.org/pictures/donjohnson/04.jpg



Not Original:
http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/miami_vice_sm.jpg