Cheney Rocks!

[matty]

This is how evil Cheney is: If he shoots you in the face, YOU have to apologize to HIM.

Finally, something I can admire about Dick Cheney...

[andikay]

I know...I can't believe that guy apoplogized for "causing so much trouble," or whatever it was exactly that he said.

Crazy.

[MigueL]

It just goes to show how this administration has everyone by the balls, I mean seriously appologizing for being shot in the face.........I give up Im moving to Canada!

[slam]

so the rumors i've been hearing lately are that cheney was drunk off his ass. not a big surprise, this being a texan quiltard hunt. besides, the man's on blood thinners, so the 'one beer' he claims could probably fuck him right up.

would explain why texas authorities weren't notified for a day and a half... gotta sober up first!

[matty]

Here in Missourah we don't hold it against a man for shootin' somebody on accident when yer drinkin'! Hell, I had seven brothers 'fore I ever met you guys! An' I met'cha when I weren't no more'n ten rings on an acorn tree. The truth of the matter is, if you cain't go huntin' and drinkin' without shootin' and killin' somebody, you gotta either stop huntin' or stop drinkin'.

That's why I don't hunt.:drunks: