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bighead_42_1090
02-24-2006, 10:07 AM
They had a thread on fark that I stole this from. It starts by posting a movie quote, and then who ever answers it posts a quote of their own. Seems like it would be fun.

"I'm altering the deal... pray I don't alter it any further."
Soul Queen
02-24-2006, 01:26 PM
wax on, Wax off
False Alarm
02-24-2006, 03:32 PM
"what I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life."
JVO
02-24-2006, 03:48 PM
"That was before your mother cured me of my drinkin and thievin and killin"
slam
02-24-2006, 03:58 PM
My God, it's full of stars!
larryhead
02-24-2006, 04:06 PM
My God, it's full of stars!

2001: A Space Odyssey


"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."


(You gotta guess the movie above you and then post a new quote :))
Soul Queen
02-24-2006, 05:17 PM
:groucho: What we have to guess too? I should have chosen a more difficult quote.
mrjohnchimpo
02-24-2006, 05:32 PM
"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
larryhead
02-24-2006, 06:11 PM
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

The Big Lebowski :D

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
bighead_42_1090
02-24-2006, 06:34 PM
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"


Raiders of the Lost Ark.


"We're kind of like Seven-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
mrjohnchimpo
02-24-2006, 06:35 PM
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Raiders Of the Lost Ark :headbang: isn't there a number 4 coming out?


anyways, here you go:

"MOM! MEATLOAF! FUCK!"
notorious
02-24-2006, 06:58 PM
"what I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life."
kicking and screaming

"the list is long and distinguished."
"yeah, so's my johnson"
larryhead
02-24-2006, 08:57 PM
"We're kind of like Seven-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

The Boondock Saints

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
Diamond Vision
02-24-2006, 09:16 PM
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Ghostbusters

"Are you sayin' my apples ain't what they oughtta be?"
bighead_42_1090
02-28-2006, 08:40 AM
"Are you sayin' my apples ain't what they oughtta be?"

Finally got it... Wizard of OZ. (Had to cheat though....thanks IMDB.)

"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?"
larryhead
02-28-2006, 11:05 PM
Heheh.. concrete dildo. I'll be interested in hearing the answer. :groucho:
mrjohnchimpo
02-28-2006, 11:24 PM
i'm gonna have to go with the safety:

wax on, Wax off

is Karate Kid. the concrete dildo one, i know the series, but not the exact movie.

so here's my next one:

"I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."
zero2056
02-28-2006, 11:58 PM
"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?"

Naked Gun. Love that Movie.

"A CHASTITY BELT???? Oooooooo... that's gonna chafe my willie...."
Soul Queen
03-01-2006, 01:23 AM
so here's my next one:

"I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."
Fellowship of the Ring

"Your technique is magnificent, when cut across the neck the sound of wailing winter wind is heard they say, I have always wanted to cut a man this way to hear that sound, but to have it happen to my own neck, is ridiculous."
bighead_42_1090
03-02-2006, 07:28 AM
"A CHASTITY BELT???? Oooooooo... that's gonna chafe my willie...."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.


"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."
mrjohnchimpo
03-02-2006, 03:30 PM
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."

Tombstone! what a great movie.


"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?"
slam
03-02-2006, 03:40 PM
"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?"

The Crow

"In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
JVO
03-02-2006, 05:56 PM
The Crow

"In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"

Real Genius.

"I don't want to buy anything sold.
I don't want to sell anything bought.
I don't want to buy or sell anything bought or sold
I don't really have it all figured out right now, so I thought i would just hang out with your daughter for awhile."
larryhead
03-02-2006, 07:51 PM
"I don't want to buy anything sold.
I don't want to sell anything bought.
I don't want to buy or sell anything bought or sold
I don't really have it all figured out right now, so I thought i would just hang out with your daughter for awhile."

I'm gonna guess Say Anything.

"You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
JVO
03-02-2006, 08:26 PM
"You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."

Top Gun


"Now you are going to get the Aunt Jamima Treatment!"
slam
03-02-2006, 08:29 PM
"Now you are going to get the Aunt Jamima Treatment!"

Stripes (and did you know they just released a new dvd version with like an extra 15 minutes of cut film inserted back in? wheeeee!)

here's an easy one:

"You know, for kids!"
mrjohnchimpo
03-03-2006, 07:33 PM
"You know, for kids!"

The Hudsucker Proxy.


"How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony? How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?"
nerdy girl
03-07-2006, 04:34 PM
"How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony? How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?"

High Fidelity?

"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
bighead_42_1090
03-10-2006, 11:48 AM
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."


Raising Arizona.

I actually used to work with a guy that looked a lot like Nic Cage's character in this movie.

"Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You better get a fun-fucking-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!"
larryhead
03-14-2006, 04:37 PM
"Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You better get a fun-fucking-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!"

Club Dread

A classic:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
the Wolf
03-14-2006, 05:17 PM
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."Casablanca - bitches!

And now for a little dash from the past...



"You remind me of the babe."
mrjohnchimpo
03-14-2006, 05:48 PM
Labrynth! woo hoo!

here's another:

"Great Scott!"
JVO
03-14-2006, 06:37 PM
here's another:

"Great Scott!"

Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3


"Don't you know me Boy?"
mrjohnchimpo
03-15-2006, 08:42 PM
"Don't you know me Boy?"

Legend.

Here's more of a back and forth:

"Where's your other hand?"
"In between 2 pillows..."
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
JVO
03-15-2006, 08:56 PM
Legend.

Here's more of a back and forth:

"Where's your other hand?"
"In between 2 pillows..."
"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

I love that movie!


"The world is full of bastards, greatly increasing in numbers the further one gets from Missoula, Montana."
mrjohnchimpo
03-16-2006, 07:38 PM
"The world is full of bastards, greatly increasing in numbers the further one gets from Missoula, Montana."

river runs through it.

"Life IS pain, Highness - anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
the Wolf
03-16-2006, 07:57 PM
"Life IS pain, Highness - anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

Princess Bride.
(which is one of my favorite movies)




"He musta thought it was white-boy day. Is it white-boy day?"
"No man, it ain't white-boy day."