Are You a Republican?

[matty]

Take this test and find out!

http://paulkienitz.net/republican.html

I turned out a shocking 29%!!! But sometimes I just can't resist an evil answer...

[matty]

This one's more fun, because you get to shoot people you hate:

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=734

[007]

I'm 11% Republican. People like me are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan & W.

In the second survey I am a Left Wing Communist. (That one was more fun what with the shooting. Good find matty.)

[JVO]

I'm 46% Republican.

That test was silly. If there was Conservative/Liberal test, I am sure I would be very conservative. Unfortunately, these days, Republicans are no more conservative than Democrats. That is why I have severed all ties with the Republican party.

Government is bad...Freedom is good.

[slam]

9%

"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

[Diamond Vision]

hmmm... i'm a 39% republican, left wing communist.

i'm very confused.

[hotfoot]

negative 8 percent Republican.

does that mean i'm like a black hole of liberalism. sucking the Republican out of those around me?

survey says i'm a "damn commie."

[slam]

wow, that's impressive.

we need to hang out more often... cleanse the republicanism out of me.

[matty]

We need to have a revival, where Hotfoot can exorcise us.

In the name of Bill Clinton, BE HEALED!! Quick slap on the forehead, and when you wake up you're a bit less of a re-pub.

[hotfoot]

I'll be performing exorcisms at UAW Local 534. You know, the building behind the orgy room. The one with the pink lights and giant neon "I'm not sure I understand the logic behind this whole free-market thing" sign.

[zero2056]

24% Republican... I think it was the "Women should be screaming for mercy at my feet" response that did me in.

"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

[withoutcanseco]

i got 61 percent republican, and then i got Typical Democrat on the other one...they're obviously not meant to be taken together. :) on the first one i answered some that i thought were funny rather than what i thought though.

[Simolean2]

19%

I will smack myself every morning for the next 19 days to wipe the smelly republican stink off of my body!

Actually I dont really care, I just vote for the better candidate it turns out most republicans are evil warmongers with alterior motives for being in office or more so then most of the democrats, lol.