Celebrity Cage Match!

[JVO]

So last night I watched a few minutes of the Britney Spears hour long Dateline Special. Not surprisingly, it was one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. I have a theory that most child stars immediately stop developing as soon as they become a star. That puts Britney's personal development at about that of a 12 year old (and that is probably being generous). Anyway the portion of the interview that I saw they were talking about Jessica Simpson. It made me think that if I could have any two celebrities duke it out in a Cage Match it would have to be Spears v. Simpson. Cliche I know, but I am a simple man with simple pleasures (although Jeanne Garafolo v. Rush Limbaugh would be a good one too.)

Anyway if you could see any two people (or even a tag team match) go at it in a winner take all Cage Match, who would it be???????

[slam]

i still stand with my choice of Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.

and it should be a thunderdome, not a cage match!

"two men enter, one man leaves..."

[notorious]

i still stand with my choice of Pauly Shore and Carrot Top


with special guest referee andrew dice clay

[professor booty]

Mary Kate vs. Ashley Olson...at least one of them will eliminated, then we can work on the survivor.