I'm having a really bad day.

[Soul Queen]

:cry:

Some days just suck.

I woke up late this morning, tried to get something from the freezer, had all of the freezer contents fall on me 7:30 this morning, the bus was late,
some crappy supervisor gave some crap ass lecture on coming to work on time, some bullshit project landed on my desk, at lunch at the very end of getting my vege sandwich some jackass by mistake throws some meat on top, so I have to start the sandwich process all over again at Subway....Its only 2:37........

I'm having a shitty day. Help I need good cheer!

I think my eye is twitching.

[Soul Queen]

oh and i can look forward to some crap ass meeting at 4.

[larryhead]

Ack, sorry to hear SQ. Sounds like you are being affllicted by... a case of the.. Mondays..

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/peter/peter3.jpg


I hope the rest of your day goes better! :cow:

[JVO]

When I was 13 years old, I was staying at a local campground with my family. While counting the tedious hours by, I noticed a beautiful 15 year old girl who was staying in the RV next to us. I immediately convinced my sister (who has always thought that I was an idiot) to come outside and play frisbee with me. Sure enough, after a few minutes, this leggy beauty emerged from her Streamline Roadrunner RV (apparently as bored with her family as I was with mine) and asked if she could play with us. My sister, who despite thinking that I am an idiot is very smart, took her leave so that Julie (I even remember her name) and I could get acquainted. As we played catch, I was pulling out every frisee trick I knew, from the catch between the legs, to the bouncing spinner on the finger to the reverse overhand throw, and Julie was totally digging it. "Wow you are so good." "Cool Teach me!!!" Well never being one to pass up the opportunity to beat a dead horse, I requested that Julie throw one over my head as far as she could, so that I could make a running catch. Well sweet Julie hurled the death disc with every muscle in her virginal, supline frame, and I took off like James Brown running from the cops. I blocked out every single thing in the entire world except for the rotating purple disc sailing across the clear mountain sky. I then worked, like my idle Steve Watson, to get my exact stride correct so that I could make a leaping, graceful catch. Oh how excited I was to see Julie's face light up when she saw me sail through the air. So the moment came and I took two long strides and one giant leap up into the air, focusing only on the disc and my impending immortality. Unfortunately, I did not notice the empty boat trailer directly in front of me. Just as I leapt, my front foot caught the edge of the trailer and propelled me into a would be sumersalt (???) except as I began flipping over, my head slammed right into the steel support of the trailer. I knocked one of my teeth out, severely bit my lower lip, and shattered my glasses into a million pieces. Well as I lay there hunckered over the trailer, I took a couple of deep breaths, and decided that I could use this as an opportunity to show Julie, how tough I was. So I slowly raised myself up and turned around when suddenly, both Julie, and this old lady who apparently owned the trailer I was laying on top of, SCREAMED!!! Apparently I was simply too hidious to look at because the old lady immediately turned away, and Julie literally sprinted, faster than Carl Lewis, to her RV. Then my father came out of our RV, wearing tighty whities and a bath robe, and loudly reamed me in front the entire campground for disturbing this poor, nice lady. I then suffered through a 1 hour long car trip to the nearest hospital, while my Mom was crying, my Dad tearing me a new asshole, and my sister laughingly calling me an idiot.

Picture that!

Feel Better?

[007]

I don't know about SQ, but I am certainly chuckling.
Good story, JVO!

[Soul Queen]

that is funny. thanks. now for the dreaded meeting.

[larryhead]

JVO, that was hilarious, tragic an poetic all at the same time, lol

You should start a weekly column :)