Diamond Vision
08-24-2005, 07:50 PM
My dear comrades-
I recently picked up a pack of SKITTLES SMOOTHIE MIX at the RiteAid to sample the new flavors of this popular bite size candy. At first, I was a little put off by the pastel colors, more appropriate around easter time. I pressed on, however and was horrified by the outcome. It seems that the "smoothie" flavors are a fruity blend of circus peanuts and human semen. If you have not yet tried these candies, DON'T for any reason eat them! Instead I recomend the classic assortment or for a bit spicier flavor, go for the sour alternative.
FOR XENU'S SAKE, DON'T INGEST SKITTLES SMOOTHIE MIX!
I recently picked up a pack of SKITTLES SMOOTHIE MIX at the RiteAid to sample the new flavors of this popular bite size candy. At first, I was a little put off by the pastel colors, more appropriate around easter time. I pressed on, however and was horrified by the outcome. It seems that the "smoothie" flavors are a fruity blend of circus peanuts and human semen. If you have not yet tried these candies, DON'T for any reason eat them! Instead I recomend the classic assortment or for a bit spicier flavor, go for the sour alternative.
FOR XENU'S SAKE, DON'T INGEST SKITTLES SMOOTHIE MIX!