matty
08-25-2005, 03:56 AM
Get real high, buy some cheap vodka, and turn to the gay channel. (That's Bravo.) You might, in preparation, look up some pictures of Cruella DeVille, and play a game with yourself where you try to find the nicest, most expensive accessory you can find that you would actually want to own. (Mine is a $7000 cigarette case by Cartier. I've spent two weeks trying to top it. It's totally hot.)
Now watch Being Bobby Brown, a reality show that follows Bobby's family around and tapes the sad decline. Bobby Brown is convincing in the role of fat, aging dad. He's all about barbeque, his insane wife, and his kids. He genuinely loves his kids, which is endearing.
Unlike Whitney, who is a total human wreck. She is the classic portrait of a star who obviously can't sing the way she used to. She's an egomaniacal, fan-hating, irate bitch on heels that cost more than your car. I've never been a big Whitney fan until now.
Allow me to illustrate:
http://www.expressen.se/content/1/c6/26/85/78/94bce02c.jpg
Damn!!
See?? She looks like a witch doctor!
It's awesome.
Now watch Being Bobby Brown, a reality show that follows Bobby's family around and tapes the sad decline. Bobby Brown is convincing in the role of fat, aging dad. He's all about barbeque, his insane wife, and his kids. He genuinely loves his kids, which is endearing.
Unlike Whitney, who is a total human wreck. She is the classic portrait of a star who obviously can't sing the way she used to. She's an egomaniacal, fan-hating, irate bitch on heels that cost more than your car. I've never been a big Whitney fan until now.
Allow me to illustrate:
http://www.expressen.se/content/1/c6/26/85/78/94bce02c.jpg
Damn!!
See?? She looks like a witch doctor!
It's awesome.