Random NFL Predictions

[JVO]

Number of interceptions Jake Plummer will throw: 20
Number of interceptions Brett Favre will throw: 16
Number of QB's Chicago will start: 3
Number of TO's Mike Martz will make in the 1st and 3rd quarters per game: 3.7
Percent chance Mike Vick will play entire year: 15%
Percent chance a team other than St. Louis will win NFC West: 25%
Percent chance JVO will finish better than .500 on picks: 5%
Percent chance JVO will finish better than .500 on LPL's: 6%
Percent chance TO will be suspended at some point during the year: 33%
Number of Oakland Raider arrests: 3
Number of joints smoked by Ricky Williams: 0
Number of home games (in LA) the Saints will have: 3
Number of playoff teams from the AFC WEST and AFC EAST: 2 each
Indi's record vs. the Pats: 0-3
Number of talking heads who claim that we need to watch out for Seattle this year: 125,452
Number of talking head idiots: 125,452
Number of games before Detroit switches QB's: 9
Number of times Dick Vermin will cry: 2.4
Number of place kickers used by the Jets: 3
Number of times I will get called if KC defeats Denver in either game: 6
Number of times I will get called if Denver defeats KC in either game: 0
Percent chance a team other than New England or Phily wins SuperBowl: 60%
Number of times I will hear Bill Belichek is a genius: 26
Number of hamburgers Bill Parcels will eat: 163
Number of times Herm Edwards will get me psyched up: 4
Number of weeks left for NFL PRIMETIME: 20 (sniff, sniff)
Number of times Tampa Bay will return a kickoff for a TD: 0
Number of times I will wish bad things to happen to Priest Holmes, Randy Moss, and Drew Brees: 60
Number of times Drew Bledsoe will be sacked: 28
Number of TD's Drew Bledsoe will throw: 14
Number of times John Madden will be drunk on the air: 16
Number of times Al Michaels will ask Madden to shower: 6
Bars of soap needed for one John Madden shower: 3.4
Number of Head Coaches named Mike who will be fired at the end of the season:2.2

[007]

Hilarious!
Good Work, JVO.

[JVO]

I can't seem to stop myself:

Average game time temp for games in Chicago: 31 degrees
Average game time temp for games in Denver: 33 degrees
Average game time temp for games in Miami: 68 degrees
Number of times I will yell at the TV, "You Fucking Idiot": 22
Number of times I will get dirty looks from uninterested family members: 22
Number of people who will look at Soldier Field and say, "What in the hell is that?": 1,468,325
Number of times I will resolve to never watch another football game: 3
Number of yards Maurice Clarett will gain in the NFL: 0
Number of yards I will gain in the NFL: 0
Number of players on the Browns I can name: 2
Percent chance Arizona will make the playoffs: 15%
Number of times I will want to kill Joe Thiesman: 29
Number of times we will see Dennis Miller or Rush Limbaugh: 0
Number of Mondays I will call in sick because of football: 2
Number of endorsement adds TO will get: 0
Number of beers I will drink while watching football: 156
Number of cigarettes I will smoke while watching football: 1,802
Number of times I will hear, "You must execute in the Red Zone.": 4,352

[slam]

Number of times I will casually flip by a channel showing football and think "Huh, football's on.": 16
Number of times which I will actually stop on said channel: 5
Number of entire games I will actually watch with full devotion: 1
Number of years added to my life as a result of not investing too much emotion into silly things such as sports: 5

[bubz_bluez]

i know TO will be suspended he is such a cock!

an also john madden will most likly be drunk at more games than he announces this year
:banana:
bubz

[bubz_bluez]

rookie of the year: kc lb derrick johnson

[CaDi_LaCkLaNd]

derrick johnson will be amazing. I gaurantee it. He is my second Linebacker behind Johathan Vilma from the Jets. I wonder if maybe I should bench vilma for a few games? whadaya think?