and there you have it

[mrjohnchimpo]

http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=3877

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d802b734e&template=with-video&confirm=true

countdown until fans that don't know shit start screaming for Kyle Orton or Rex Grossman again or their local high school QB because they don't know anything about football...i'm gonna call 2 weeks. Maybe 3.

Hope I'm wrong and my fellow football fans don't start whining either because they've gone mute or else Griese is ruling.

[mrjohnchimpo]

also, grossman becomes a free agent after this season, meaning he's going to go to another team and pass for 85 000 yards and 260 touchdowns in his first season with them.

[False Alarm]

also, grossman becomes a free agent after this season, meaning he's going to go to another team and pass for 85 000 yards and 260 touchdowns in his first season with them.
and it's probably gonna be for the patriots in, like, mop-up duty. he'll probably also start dating tom brady's girlfriend's sister and become an all-pro middle linebacker in his spare time just cuz he's with the patriots. man they been pissing me off lately.

[mrjohnchimpo]

i think the patriots are aliens.

unfortunately brady's 40 pts a game will not be enough this season to float Tackling Grandma.

[False Alarm]

i think the patriots are aliens.

unfortunately brady's 40 pts a game will not be enough this season to float Tackling Grandma.
tackling grandma failed to follow the patriots' model of avoiding complacency. it's easy to rest on your laurels, chimpo. too easy.

[mrjohnchimpo]

the chips are stacked against the previous champion winning again from the very start, and it's not like the real NFL where we can keep the Mr. Awazings that we got in the 1st and 2nd round for another year.

[False Alarm]

the chips are stacked against the previous champion winning again from the very start, and it's not like the real NFL where we can keep the Mr. Awazings that we got in the 1st and 2nd round for another year.
see above; that's why you've gotta think in football cliches. you know, if you're not getting better, you're getting worse?

on the real, blame your draft position if you want. i'd be more inclined to blame your draft strategy.

[mrjohnchimpo]

on the real, blame your draft position if you want. i'd be more inclined to blame your draft strategy.

i had a whole huge response just typed up, but whatever.

[hotfoot]

first off, neither of you are qualified to even being talking about tom brady.

secondly, rex grossman will never be a solid nfl quarterback, as he proved against michigan in the gator bowl circa like 2001. i watched that mu'fucker from kirsten bruetzman's couch on new year's day (shortly after shaving my beard into a mustache) against michigan and, man, was he pathetic. final play ended with him running approximately 40 yards backward before heaving a broken-winged duck upfield. he sucks.

i love the bears less than i love the lions but more than i love tom brady. and grossman's gotta go. he sucks as much as jason marquis.

[mrjohnchimpo]

haha! that was quick

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/67191