Happy Birthday JVO!

[Soul Queen]

I knew there was something that I was forgetting today.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!:cheers:

So tell us what it's like to be old. :jester:

Jokes jokes. Hope its a good day.

[slam]

happy birthday, oh ancient one! drink one for me!

[mrjohnchimpo]

happy bday!

[duckplucker]

have a great b-day jvo.

[larryhead]

:happybirthday:

Famous People Born On This Day In History
1829 Chester A. Arthur, 21st President from (1881 - 1884).
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1905 Ray Kroc, who gave Ronald McDonald a job.
1919 Allen Ludden
1923 Glynis Johns
1923 Phillip Berrigan
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Events On This Day In History
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[JVO]

Thanks! :o

Everybody have a great weekend!!!!

[zero2056]

Happy Happy B-Day!

[Ag Au]

a friday birthday, sounds enjoyable!
hope it is a good one!

[bangg trimm]

hooray!

[Lori Burger]

Happy bday :)

[bighead_42_1090]

Happy b-lated b-day JVO. Hope it was a good one :)

[matty]

Happy birthday, you turd. So--any good stories from your birfday weekend???

[JVO]

Happy birthday, you turd. So--any good stories from your birfday weekend???

Yeah, I made an ass out of myself. Sat night, after more than a half dozen shots and several hours of drinking, I went to the roller derby party with Wachter, Carissa, and Aaron. I made my way out the back door to the keg with out any problems, but then when I returned back through the house to go out the front door (which was a single pained glass front door which was impecably clean), I, thinking the door was open because it was so clear and the backdoor was open, SLAMMED right into the front door, spilling my beer all over myself and nearly breaking my nose. Fortunately I was drunk enough that it didn't hurt too much, but even today my nose is really sore. Not to mention the fact that everybody out front and everybody in the house watched me walk right into a closed door. For the remainder of the night I kept looking at the crystal clear glass front door that had this tiny smudge on it from my nose smashing into it. Also because the hallway going out side is long and straight, everybody on the outside got a beautiful view of me ramming myself head on.

I hate my birthday. I have never, NEVER, NEVER had an enjoyable day. Even when I was a kid, things always seemed to go wrong on my birthday.

How was the wedding?

[matty]

That's hilarious! I would give anything to see you smack into a glass door. Anything!

Wedding = awesome. I had a blast. I didn't really make an ass of myself that I'm aware of, but a number of comments were made the next day:

1. A friend said that at one point he was complementing my Best Man speech, and I was staring at his shoes holding an empty bottle of champagne. After several seconds of uncomfortable silence, he just walked away. Ten seconds later I found him and had no recollection of the awkward exchange. He reasons I must have briefly fallen asleep...

2. Several members of the wedding party said that that was the drunkest they'd ever seen me. And some of them have seen me really, REALLY drunk.

3. The next day at breakfast, we ran into some guy who was at the wedding. He said, "Seemed like you were having a good time! You were looking pretty limber out there on the dance floor!" I don't recall doing anything all that exciting on the dance floor...

4. I lost my tuxedo jacket somewhere between the reception and the hotel drunkfest. My champagne glass from the reception, however, made the entire trip.

[Soul Queen]

[quote=JVO;31057]Yeah, I made an ass out of myself. Sat night, after more than a half dozen shots and several hours of drinking, I went to the roller derby party with Wachter, Carissa, and Aaron. I made my way out the back door to the keg with out any problems, but then when I returned back through the house to go out the front door (which was a single pained glass front door which was impecably clean), I, thinking the door was open because it was so clear and the backdoor was open, SLAMMED right into the front door, spilling my beer all over myself and nearly breaking my nose. Fortunately I was drunk enough that it didn't hurt too much, but even today my nose is really sore. Not to mention the fact that everybody out front and everybody in the house watched me walk right into a closed door. quote]

I've done the same thing before. But not with such a large crowd of people. I felt like a dork for the rest of the day. I completely sympathize.

[Soul Queen]

Who got married?

[matty]

Lord Goblin got married in Springfield on Saturday. I was honored to attend the goblin ceremony as Best Goblin. Heap much goblin wine consumed.