Douchebag Party

[matty]

I'm about to go to a party where at least three people, two of whom live there, are total douchebags.

Why am I going? I don't know.

What will happen? I'll keep you informed. (I predict the drunk tank, with a minimal fine for assault.)

[007]

How was it?

You want I should post bail?

[MigueL]

Drunk tank is minimal!! Laura said " Matt got drunk and arrested" I said probably and she said "Really???" in that cute voice, you know how she does.

[matty]

Douchebag Party turned out pretty well, actually. I only saw one of the Douchebag Triumvirate. (Douche Baggins, my most hated.) But he kept to himself, and his presence was easily forgotten among the throngs of other people at the party that I knew.

It helps that I went with a huge crowd of f*gs. The last time Aaron saw Douche Baggins, Douche Baggins told Aaron that Aaron "didn't matter." I brought this up as we made our way to the party, and Aaron said, "With all these f*ggits around? I hope he says it again!"

Also there was a host of large and in-charge staighties about, among them Jarrett, Pete, and (god bless 'im) Sal. Knowing that he could say anything to the Douches and get away with it, given the amount of drunk gays and f*g stags, Aaron was in rare form. At one point he tried to get Douche Baggins attention, but Douche Baggins must have had his Wheaties that day, because he didn't take the bait.

Rest assured, Douche Baggins: Your day will come...

[andikay]

Oooooohh!! I wish I had seen Aaron baiting Douche Baggins. I was probably oblivious and close to passing out by that point, so I missed it. Or maybe I had gone home already.

That guy has a lot of enemies. Pretty much nobody likes him, mainly because he's a complete dick. Even his roommates, including Douchius Clay, hate him. He consistently gets so drunk that people have to babysit him (consistently= 5+ times a week) and he doesn't take care of his health problems. The only people I know that can stand to be around him are Carissa and Jarrett. He's been banned from Shattered and gets kicked out of Eastside a lot, and we all know you have to really fuck up to get booted from Eastside, particularly if you are in a band with the owner.

It seemed like Douche Bigelow was being pretty nice that night, and I didn't even see Douchius Clay.

At some point in the front yard, I said something drunken and ridiculous enough that slam repeated it and said he wanted to use it as his BTP signature...but I don't remember what I said. You were there matty--do you remember? Or has it been lost to alcohol forever?

[slam]

Douche Bigelow let me into shattered that night for free (saved $5!) simply because i was with andikay, so he's OK in my book so far. and that was a pretty successful party. shit, i ran into David Nation there. my mind was somewhat blown. (for those that know/care, he's doing very well in kc as some sort of banker, or so he says.)

and lorri was there, bless her little heart. i can't believe we didn't get our picture taken at some point!

surprisingly, matty and aaron were both far more messed up the night before on aaron's birthday. i've probably seen matty drunk more than just about anyone, and let me say, he was trashed.

[andikay]

Ah, now I remember.

But I think what I said was, "I'm slowly losing interest in fucking other people."

Same thing though.


You need to visit Columbia more often!

[larryhead]

Nice quote, lol..