The Death Psychic--more time-wasting fun

[andikay]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

How does The Death Psychic think you are going to die?


It tells me:

"In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. "

I knew I shouldn't be rolling with those thug kids.

[larryhead]

Here's how I'm going to go:

"While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup."


And here I just bought all this soup... :help:

[JVO]

I get blown up by a suicide bomber.

[slam]

holy crap!

"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

[matty]

I just die by falling icicle. BORING.

Now that I know how Slam will die I can stop spending money on all these ninjas. Midgets work for cheap!

[Soul Queen]

a deranged homeless man climbs over a dressing room wall and strangles me with a hanger.

With a hanger? Its possible...

[007]

"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."

I'm sure it will be Barry Bonds who kills me...

[zero2056]

"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."

Lovely.

[poofdogg]

While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

hmm...

[Diamond Vision]

"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."

hmmm... highly unlikely... the last time I will ever play baseball was 14 years ago...
Ir just goes to show we live in an alternate universe where I'm still alive.

[duckplucker]

i'm scared cuz mine is a pretty likely way to go.

"while crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly."

[hasslehound]

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

Nice! That's something along the lines of what I was hoping for.

[bubz_bluez]

im taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. when the law refuses to meet the suspects demands he shoots me in the head to prove he means buisness.

this is just like the cops not givin a fuck about anything

bubz bluez

[professor booty]

The professor will die when the engine failure on his plane causes it to crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

joe, however, will die when he slips on a slippery restroom floor and cracks his skull on the toilet. Apparently, my body will not be found for several days as well.

I gotta keep doing my tai chi so's I don't loose my balance!

[bangg trimm]

pretty damn far-fetched. wife, indeed! but it is almost like a stephen king death in firestarter, minus the eroticized transvestism.


"While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death."