Bad Boyz

[JVO]

Girls dig mentally unstable men: http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/bad-boys-get-more-sex-survey-reveals/2008/06/18/1213468474132.html

[matty]

Also in the category of "scientific experiments that tell us stuff we already know":

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25197962/

Bikinis make men stupid.

[mrjohnchimpo]

now i'm pretty sure we can all agree that BOTH these things didn't need to be researched for any reason ever. we learn this crap in grammar school.

[matty]

But if we can figure out why bikinis make straight men stupid, we can isolate the problem and correct them.

And if we can figure out why straight girls like bad boyz, we can isolate that problem and correct the girls.

And if we can figure out why gay men are mentally similar to straight girls, we can isolate that problem and correct the gays of the same problem.

See? It all fits together, man! Imagine a society where girls can't push their boobs together to get out of trouble, where nice guys actually do get the girl, and where gay guys aren't totally annoying. Utopia, dude, utopia.

[mrjohnchimpo]

Utopia, dude, utopia.


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