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slam
07-01-2010, 10:11 PM
day 72. seriously?!

what the hell, america. we can harness the power of the atom, put human feet on the moon, invent a worldwide instant porn distribution network, and yet we can't stop a leaking hole in the ground? a hole that we, in fact, drilled?

i've come to the conclusion that if we ever detect an asteroid heading towards our planet, it will be handled in a horrifyingly inept and yet hilariously disastrous manner. we'll probably spend more time on a contest to name our Doom than actually stop it.

and somehow gas prices are dropping. i guess less people are travelling to the beaches.

:huh:

paul
07-05-2010, 06:56 PM
I can't believe it's a bunch of fucking Brits that we're letting get away with this. Didn't George Washington kick those fuckers out of this country already? I say it's time for Revolutionary War II, This Time We Have Nukes.

slam
07-06-2010, 12:12 PM
the queen is in nyc today... i should go protest with oil-soaked signs!

Soul Queen
07-06-2010, 04:31 PM
Do it! Its Birthday week right!

larryhead
07-13-2010, 04:14 PM
Is it fixed yet?

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