Fun Drunk Thursday Night

[matty]

Tonight, at some point, Carissa said "Yeah, I can't see you sticking your dick in anybody's pussy."

Then I did coke off a black stripper's ass.

[larryhead]

Sounds like you guys had a good time, lol. My evening was spent drunk, but otherwise uneventful. Well, I did find out the smooth flirtatious girl I had liked at this bar is a big lesbian... so there's that.

[matty]

Good for her!

I'm stoned at two in the afternoon, drinking some coffee that I made WAY too strong, plotting on cleaning my apartment, but really watching the "America's Next Top Model" marathon.

I love days off after drunken binges...

[slam]

mmm i found a great bar in andersonville last night... the hopsleaf i think? nice place. awesome beer selection. i had never even heard of any of the beers they had on tap, and that's always a good thing.

after about three pints of .9% alcoholic beer i was trashed. i don't even rightly remember crashing out...

larryhead, you've got to stop going to that bar. hell, the bar changed owners and got a whole new staff, and you still manage to go get yourself into trouble there :eek:

[andikay]

Another quote from last night:

"Even the cockroaches get sexy when Peaches comes on."

[andikay]

Well, I did find out the smooth flirtatious girl I had liked at this bar is a big lesbian... so there's that.

Maybe she's bi and thinks you'll try harder if she's perceived as a challenge?

Or did she actually tell you flatly that she's a lesbian?

We bitches can be tricky, you know.

[slam]

the last waitress he tried to hook up with from that bar (before it was that bar) was bi.

something about that latitude and longitude....

[matty]

Maybe Larryhead is a closet freak. Oh yeah!

[andikay]

I imagine there are a lot of HOT lesbians in Chicago.

At least, I hope so.

I've been known to pull out the old "I'm a lesbian" line from time to time. It seems like an easier letdown than "I am in no way interested in fucking you." (Not that that was necessarily what was going on in larryhead's situation)

matty, you need to take me to Berlin next time we're in Chi-town.

[matty]

Berlin is awesome. I felt like I had come home.

[larryhead]

larryhead, you've got to stop going to that bar. hell, the bar changed owners and got a whole new staff, and you still manage to go get yourself into trouble there :eek:


I KNOW! Unfortunately, it's the closest bar within stumbling distance, lol. :dizzy:

[larryhead]

Maybe Larryhead is a closet freak. Oh yeah!

Don't you know it! Freak on!

:banana:

[andikay]

Yay! I like freaks.

When I come up to visit you guys we can all get our freak on.

Wait...isn't that a Missy Elliot song?

[larryhead]

Well, I did find out the smooth flirtatious girl I had liked at this bar is a big lesbian... so there's that.

Maybe she's bi and thinks you'll try harder if she's perceived as a challenge?

Or did she actually tell you flatly that she's a lesbian?

We bitches can be tricky, you know.

The whole situation is all fuckered up. No, she didn't tell me she was a lesbian... she actually told me she had a *boyfriend*. Last week. I was like, Ok well that's cool. So then last night, some other girl I was talking to and just met (also gay), told me this girl was actually a lesbian and then pointed out her lesbian girlfriend sitting to my right. She had a crush on her too. Soon the realization struck me... there I was drunk in a sea of vaginas... and not a straight girl in sight. Sigh.

Anyways, we might hangout this weekend (her idea). I went on a drunken dialogue about why she shouldn't pretend to have non-existant boyfriends and I think she felt bad or something. Dunno.

[matty]

why are you scamming for chicks in what is obviously a dyke bar?

[larryhead]

why are you scamming for chicks in what is obviously a dyke bar?

LOL... dood, where were you with this wisdom 24 hours ago. :D

[matty]

I just figured even a straight boy would figure that out on his own! :lmao:

[andikay]

Sounds to me like she's open to some kind of hetero action if she suggested "hanging out," which I think means she is testing you to see if she really does want to hook up later.

Or, maybe she really IS a lesbian.

Sorry, guess my analysis wasn't really that helpful, because now we're right back at square one in regard to her sexuality: unknown.

[larryhead]

Yeah, I'm usually slow to pick up on that shit. I'm going to have to carry around some sort of Lesbian Litmus Test (http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Heights/5855/llt.html) in the future. :)

[andikay]

You should devise your own survey.

Ask her what kind of car she drives. If it's a little red truck with bumper stickers about sustainable living, I think there's a 95% chance she's a dyke.

I took the Lesbian Litmus Test, and found it highly amusing.

:thumbsup: