The Killers v. The Bravery

[matty]

KILLERS: Here we are! Watch us rock!
BRAVERY: Here we are, too! We rock, also!
KILLERS: Hey dude, watch it. You're rocking just like us.
BRAVERY: No we're not. We're rocking on our own. Why can't we just be friends?
KILLERS: Because you're stealing our rockness! Fuck off!
BRAVERY: There's no need for those harsh words, sir. Please, let's tour together.
KILLERS: No fucking way. Didn't you guys used to be a ska band?
BRAVERY: No.
KILLERS: Yes you did. Everybody knows it.
BRAVERY: ........so?
KILLERS: SO, you guys suck.
BRAVERY: We're cuter.
KILLERS: No way are you cuter than us. We're the cutest.
BRAVERY: Without all that eyeliner, you look like frat boys.
KILLERS: Take that back!
BRAVERY: Or what? What are you gonna do, fratty? Ban us from your next kegger?
KILLERS: We'll kick your ass!
LIAM GALLAGHER: Do it!
BRAVERY: Name the place and time, mascara boy.
KILLERS: You're wearing mascara, too. You stole that from us.
BRAVERY: No we didn't. People have been wearing mascara for a long time. Don't act like you invented it.
KILLERS: Don't you have a tour to do with Reel Big Fish? Get lost.
BRAVERY: This ain't over, pretty-boys....

[andikay]

I secretly really like both of those bands.

It helps that they're all totally HOT.